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About Los Angeles

I tink ‘bout whores, I get all mixed up, ya? Happy, ‘cause dey got guts—takin’ life by da balls, like Aldo Raine carvin’ swastikas! But mad too, ‘cause society spits on ‘em, calls ‘em trash. Pisses me off! Dey’re humans, not garbage, ya dumb pigs! Once knew dis gal, Svetlana—whore from Minsk. Tough as nails, smoked cigars, told me she punched a john who got handsy. Laughed my ass off—dat’s da spirit, like Bridget von Hammersmark shootin’ Nazis!

Why is it only found on the island of Chios?

The French called them mouches or “flies,” because of the dark spots' resemblance to small insects alighted on fashionably pale skin.

Anyway, that's my slice of life in Mastic (us)! It's a madhouse of charm, quirks, and unexpected laughs. Just come prepared for the mix – every massage, every street, every misfit moment, is a story waiting to be told. D’oh! See ya soon, buddy!

Mastic Beach redevelopment plans discussed