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We duck into this shady alley—ooh, the thrill!—and she’s all business, no chitchat. I’m sweatin’, thinkin’, “This is better than hackin’ Harvard’s servers!” She’s quick, pro moves, and I’m like, “You’re the algorithm to my lonely night!” Total sailor jackpot, right? But—plot twist—she’s got a tattoo, “Winklevoss,” on her hip. I’m dyin’ laughin’—HA-HA-HA!—“Did the twins hire you too?” She rolls her eyes, “Sailor, you talk too much.” Fair, I’m a yapper!

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Is it any more ridiculous than our dad having brown eyes, black hair and being four-foot-ten? A stranger named Bruce Mathis contacts Dee on MySpace claiming to be the twins' biological .

Dude, I'm so mad sometimes, cuz the city’s wild traffic near Northgate. So noisy! But I luv it – unexpected. Lately, this street named Quirk Ave became my fav, cuz it has that artsy vibe. Rarrgh! Everywhere has its hidden gems.

Mathis Volunteer Fire Department push for much needed upgrades