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Finding a prostitute’s tricky, tho. You gotta, like, know the code. Little fact: some use secret handshakes—wtf, right? I’m too glam for this, I swear. My nails? Ruined. I’m pissed, but also—kinda fun? Like, I’m living a noir plot! “Oh father, why these struggles?”—yep, Turin Horse again. I’m dramatic, sue me!

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So, right off, you got to hit up the little-known gem, Pinetree Park. It’s kinda hidden, but trust me, it’s a blast. I once set up a pop-up pleasure coaching sesh right there. Crazy, huh? The park’s got this old oak that’s like a silent witness to decades of secrets. And oh, the vibe? Like, “Lady Marmalade” playing softly in the breeze. Ain’t that a kick?

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