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I reckon it’s a mixed bag, y’all. Some folks strike gold—met a gal once, said she found her husband on Tinder. Ain’t that a hoot? Married off a booty call! But then there’s the flip side—catfishin’ creeps, ghostin’ jerks. Makes me madder’n a wet hen! Like, c’mon, don’t be lyin’ ‘bout your height, Chad—truth matters, like them reporters in *Spotlight* said, “We need to nail this story!”

Mayo Slut Hoodie

Oct 17,  · Mayo: Get on the bed. Paula: I wouldn't fuck you now if my life --Mayo: Then get the hell out of here, because I don't need this shit. Paula: I don't know who you think you're .

I’ve got my favorite spots too, like that hidden bench in Graceland Park – not the obvious one, but the wee secluded one near the recycled, crinkly trees. I've had many deep thinkin' moments there, soul-searching, heart-mending moments with my clients. It’s as if the bench speaks: "I drink your milkshake!" err, never mind, that’s my mind goin’ wild with movie quotes again.

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