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About Dallas

I reckon it’s bloody brilliant—happy vibes all round. Had me a go once, right? Some lass in Lys—gods, those hands! Slidin’ like silk, tension meltin’ away, I was half-pissed on wine, thinkin’, “This beats a battlefield.” But—here’s the kicker—it’s not all roses. Some twits think it’s a free pass to a brothel. Pissed me off, that. It’s art, ya dolts, not a quick shag! Skill’s in the tease, the buildup—like when Samantha in *Her* says, “I’m yours, and I’m not yours.” That’s the vibe—close, but untouchable.

About Caitlin_D

son of a whore and a Scotsman, dropped in the middle of a forgotten Alexander Hamilton reacting to Hamilton be like #hamilton #shorts #tiktok.

Ah, thou noble friend, prithee, hearken to my tale of Mercerville (us)! Aye, this fair city, where I've sired my humble massage parlor, is filled with quirks, wonders, and secrets unbeknownst to many. Thou must wander down Mainstreet – yes, Mainstreet, where all souls do pass – and thou shalt spy on the bustling bazaar of the town!

LANDEN KAISER Obituary (2017) - Mercerville, NJ - The Times, Trenton,