Ruby Merriam Prostitute ❤️❤️❤️

About San Jose

Alright, check this out, I’m Tony Montana, fish freak, ichthyologist, say hello to my little friend – the prostitute fish! Yeah, ya heard me, there’s this crazy swimmer in the deep, real name’s “Anostomus anostomus,” but I call it the prostitute ‘cause it’s got them flashy stripes, luring in suckers like it’s workin’ the corner. Saw it first time, I was pissed – how’s a fish this slick, man? Reminds me of *Brooklyn*, that flick I love, y’know, “You have a trade now,” but this fish? It’s tradin’ looks for survival, hustlin’ the ocean!

Word History

The Roman verb prostituere, meaning "to expose in public," is whence we get our English word "prostitution." Prostitution, as defined by Merriam.

I mean, Merriam is like a scene straight outta Toni Erdmann — unexpected, quirky, and a tad neurotic. "Pretty, pretty good" really sums it up. Seriously, it's a city that loves you back, even if you come at it all confused and edgy. So, pack ya bags, buddy. Trust me, you'll find memories in every missed bus, every weird typo on a sidewalk mural, and every mad rant echoing somethin' deep. Cheers, and enjoy the madness!

Restaurant and brewery 30hop taking shape in Merriam