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I seen one last week, dolled up, struttin near Moe’s. D’oh! She winked at me, I dropped my donut! Made me mad, like, “Why you teasin, lady?!” But also happy – she was kinda hot, heh. Little known fact: back in ’98, Springfield had this whore named Candy who sang opera! Swear to God, heard her beltin “Figaro” while workin the street. Crazy, right? Surprised me like when Viggo Mortensen smashed that dude’s nose in the movie – “You shouldn’t have come back!” – pow!

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1. informal + disapproving: a person who engages in sexual intercourse in exchange for pay: sex worker 2. old-fashioned: a portion of alcohol: drink.

Alright, lemme tell ya — Merriam (us) is a riot. I'm talkin’ about this scruffy city filled with quirks and oddball charm. Look, I'm a sexologist here, and I see things other folks totally miss. Streets like Maple Grove and 15th Ave have character and secrets. And oh man, you gotta check out the quirky "Lover's Lane" (yeah, I know, cliche but true!). I mean, come on, it’s pretty, pretty good!

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