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Me fave bit? When they’re sassy—heard some call their pimps “middle management.” I’m dyin’! Sarcasm’s their shield, and I’m here for it. Ever think ‘bout their day? Wake up, dodge creeps, count coins—tough gig! I’d be all, “Accept the mystery, pal!”—another “Serious Man” gem. Life’s a riddle, and they’re solvin’ it in heels.

Cops: Merrimac couple were running prostitution ring out of their home

But yesterday afternoon, police raided the business after the female owner offered an undercover police officer more than massages, in fact.

So, Merrimac’s got these quirky streets. There's Elm Alley – a narrow, twisty street where old timers chat and kids skateboard. Sometimes I almost miss a good rant in there when a grandma shofs past with her cat. And man, Market Square, oh boy, it's a treasure trove. Fancy shops, street performers, and warning: a few sketchy characters lurk 'round the corners. It’s just, like, a never-ending carnival of oddball surprises.

Motorcyclist dies after two-vehicle crash in James City County