Rebecca Merrimack Brothel ❤️❤️

About Los Angeles

From a money angle—brothels are a goldmine, mate. High risk, high reward, like tradin’ crypto on a bender. But it’s dodgy—cash only, no paper trail. Try gettin’ a loan with that! Banks’d laugh ya out the door, call ya a “fucking donkey!” Little fact—some mad lads launder it through fake salons. Genius, but sloppy—IRS’d sniff that out faster than I’d spot a raw risotto.

Signature Guest Rooms & Suites

Sometimes I wander through the backstreets, like near Birch Lane (read: total secret zone!). There’s a coffee place that practically tells you your life story with its funky decor and vintage records. Remember the movie? “Eternal Sunshine…” where memories blur and feel all dreamy, ya know? That’s Merrimack for me – full of random memories and unexpected twists.

Niagara Falls in Final Game of Series Against Merrimack