Maeve Merritt Island Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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I reckon whores are like the unsung heroes of smut. Take the piss all ya want, but they’ve been around forever. Even Shakespeare had ‘em in his plays - dolled up as “harlots”. Proper classy slags! Makes me happy in a weird way - they’re survivors, ain’t they? Stickin’ it to the man, one shag at a time. But then I think, Christ, what a life. Stuck in some dingy alley, dodgin’ coppers. Grim as fuck.

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Just moved to the Island for a job. What are some fun things to do around here? Also looking to meet people, do stuff on weekends, etc.

I gotta mention my spa – this cute little haven on Bayview Street. Clients come from near and far, and they’re always buzzin’ about my homemade avocado scrubs while I reminisce bout wild Merritt-Island days. I even had a client say, “Edna, you’re like the muse of this island, no capes!” I can’t help but laugh. I mean, c’mon, look at me no capes, right?

Huge Diana Shores Community Yard Sale Set March 8 on Merritt Island, 8 a.m. to 2 p.m.