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Fun fact, tho – betcha didn’t know in old Russia, they had “public women” listed in tax books, taxed ‘em like a job! Whore wasn’t just a cuss word, it was a paycheck! I’m cacklin’ like a hyena thinkin’ ‘bout it – imagine the Tsar like, “Pay up, hussy!” Halleluyer, history’s a trip! I’m sittin’ here, wonderin’ if Dory’d forget that tax bill too – “I don’t know no Tsar, who dis?”

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Man, I’ve been livin’ here for years now and every darn street has a vibe. Take Waterhouse Road – a cozy little strip with quirky cafes and hidden boutiques. I love strollin’ on Merritt Avenue too, where nature meets city buzz in such a chill mix. Then there’s the Buck and Bubbles district (yup, it’s a local gem) – funky street art everywhere, and my fave spot for a quick espresso break.

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