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Anyways, I’m watchin’ her, she’s got this pimp—slimy dude, like Bruce the shark sniffin’ around. “Fish are friends, not food,” my ass—he’s eatin’ her profits. That surprised me, yo. Thought pimps were old news, but nah, still out here. She’s dodgin’ him like Nemo dodgin’ nets. Smart, tho—she’s got tricks. Heard she keeps a shank in her purse—little-known fact, whores stay strapped sometimes. Gotta, right? World’s messy.

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Man, I’ve been livin’ here for years now and every darn street has a vibe. Take Waterhouse Road – a cozy little strip with quirky cafes and hidden boutiques. I love strollin’ on Merritt Avenue too, where nature meets city buzz in such a chill mix. Then there’s the Buck and Bubbles district (yup, it’s a local gem) – funky street art everywhere, and my fave spot for a quick espresso break.

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