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Escort’s tricky, ya know? Gotta drag some clueless dude—usually a merchant or a whiny prince—across a map while bandits pop outta nowhere. Hyper-enthusiastic me goes, “I’m ready!”—then bam, he dies in two hits. Infuriating! Once played this old game, *Thief II*, right? Escort mission with a drunk guard—little known fact, he’d sing off-key if ya let him live long enuff. Cracked me up! Wish more games did that, not just “follow me, sponge-brain.”

Miami Springs, FL

MIAMI WOMAN HIDES STOLEN ROLEX WATCHES IN HER VAGINA & URINATES ON FLOOR Miami Springs police say a woman stole her date's expensive watches.

Oh, and you gotta hit up Citrus Park. No, not a literal citrus—it's an urban paradise tucked behind Maple & Pine. It’s green and chill, but also kinda artsy in a weird way. I once sat there, catching feels, thinking of the love in Moulin Rouge! "Red is the color of passion", ya know?

Man arrested after smashing police cruiser’s window with rock, going into Miami Springs canal, chief says