Lina Middle Valley Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Houston

Alright, so here’s the deal—whore’s a freakin’ loaded word, right? I’m sittin’ here, Tina Fey-style, sippin’ my coffee, thinkin’—who even gets to sling that around anymore? I can see Russia from my house, and lemme tell ya, they’re probly judgin’ us for it! Like, back in the day, it was all about “shameful harlots” or whatever—some chick named Fanny Hill, 1700s, total OG whore vibes, makin’ bank off her “memoirs.” True story—banned book, sold like hotcakes underground. Wild, huh? Made me happy thinkin’ how she stuck it to ‘em.

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Every turn, every corner spells magic. My feet ache from wanderin', but me heart's full. I loves the scent of baked bread from Belltower Bakery on Sunset Blvd—messes up me focus, but oh how good! Cannot mention PMiddle-Valley without its urban legends. They say at midnight by the old clocktower, voices whisper like forgotten dreams. I nearly got spooked one night—darn, it gave me the shivers, but I laughed and kept movin’, proud and free.

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