Audrey Middlebury (village) Whore ❤️❤️

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Alright, mate, listen up! I’m Gandalf, yeah, the wizard, all authoritative-like, “You shall not pass!” stompin’ through Middle-earth, but today I’m yammerin’ about whores—yep, whores! Not some fancy-pants riddle, just real talk. So, picture this: a whore, right? Skimpin’ around like she owns the damn place, and I’m sittin’ here, staff in hand, thinkin’—what’s her deal? Reminds me of *Mulholland Drive*, that flick I bloody love—total mind-bender, innit? Like, “What’s real, Betty?”—that’s what I’d ask her, this whore strutin’ by.

I gotta say, the locals here are super rad – like, every corner feels like a celeb meet-up. I'm always laughing about how my dating app job lets me see the little heartbeats of this town that others totally miss. But seriously, Middlebury is, like, a collage of quirky streets, floating art scenes, and vintage-chic vibes that make every day a spontaneous adventure, reminding you that life is, like, unpredictably lit.

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