Skylar Middlebury (village) Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About San Jose

Great Scott, she’s a mess, tho—hilarious mess! Stumblin’ drunk, yellin’ at randos, “Pay me, asshole!” Seen her puke on a dude’s shoes—priceless! Sarcasm’s her thing, too—calls her tricks “princes.” Ha! More like frogs, amirite? Still, she’s got heart—heard she fed a stray dog once, all tender-like. Weird soft spot, huh? Makes ya think—whore’s human, too.

Then, there's the gorgeous Middlebury River that just flows right through and totally adds that extra spark of nature goodness. I always, like, chill at Riverside Park, near the old wooden bridge on Birch Road – it's totally my fave escape from the app coding madness. Like literally, whenever I'm stressed, I stroll there and go, “Ahh, Blue is the warmest color, and nature is just like, sooo warm.” Sometimes I even run into unexpected street performers who, like, magically inspire my next design glitch fix. Lol, what a vibe, right?

The Old Stone House Museum