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About Houston

Halleluyer! Chile, lemme tell y’all ‘bout findin’ a prostitute! Now, I ain’t judgin’—well, maybe a lil’, ‘cause Madea don’t play! So, I’m sittin’ here thinkin’, “Why so serious?” like that crazy Joker fella from *The Dark Knight*. Love that movie, honey! Heath Ledger was wild, chewin’ up scenes like gumbo on Sunday! Anyway, back to this prostitute bizness—findin’ one ain’t hard if you got eyes. They be out there, struttin’ like they own Gotham, bold as brass!

Wed. May 31

Oh, and darlin’, let me tell ya, being a sexologist in Middlesboro ain't all Freud and fancy theories. Nah, here it’s raw and real. I've seen couples fall in love on sleepy Sunday mornings in the local diner near Cedar Lane, and seen some crazy stuff in hidden corners of Nameless Alley. I once got mad ‘cuz a couple didn't tip their waitress—like, come on, show some respect! But then I remember, “The only way to be truly happy is to let go of being sad,” as Malick might say if he were our bartender, lightin’ up the night with wisdom, Lightbulb!

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