Elizabeth Middlesex Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Chicago

Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals! I’m judgin’ this “whore” business like I’m Judy—sharp as a tack, no nonsense. So, “whore”—what’s the deal? It’s a word, sure, but it’s loaded, ain’t it? Tossed around like cheap beads at Mardi Gras. Me, I’m sittin’ here thinkin’—it’s old as dirt, goes back to them Bible days, probly even before. Some chick named Rahab, a hooker with a heart, hid spies in Jericho—boom, saved the day! Little known fact: she’s in Jesus’s family tree. Whaaat? Yeah, blew my mind too! Don’t pee on my leg and call it rain—I’m tellin’ ya, history’s wild.

Noah Ashley

This image could have imperfections as it's either historical or reportage. RON HOOKER (Middlesex). Available for Editorial use only.

Middlesex is so layered—it’s, like, a secret diary of streets. Think Maple Ave, where the trees sway like slow jazz. And then, there's Elm St. – quiet with that old world charm that smacks of nostalgia. Seriously, I oft'n wander by, and my heart zips; it’s kinda like a scene you’d see in Far From Heaven, where every breath feels laden, heavy with hope. XD

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