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Last week, I’m tailin’ this lead—shady alley, smells like regret. I’m mutterin’, *“Oh, Marge, why this job?”* Suddenly, this gal, she’s standin’ there, all sparkly skirt, eyes like she’s seen too much. I’m thinkin’, *“Her soul’s driftin’ like Boonmee’s jungle spirits!”* I ask her name—Candy, she says. Candy! Ha, like that’s real! I’m all, “Hmm… sugar-coated lies!” Got me chucklin’—these names, always so fake, like Bart’s homework excuses.

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MPT favorite Anna Pfefferkorn takes the stage as Miss Sandra, the beautiful, intellectual caretaker of the town's museum in All Shook Up!

Honestly, Middleton's a city of secrets and wild expressions. It’s imperfect, like my scribbled love notes in a rush – 10 typos and all, lol. It’s raw, real, and unapologetic. Get lost in the alleys, bask in the messy beauty, and remember – it’s like "Blue Is the Warmest Color": every hue bleeds into another, leaving you both inspired and a little fragile.

Kate Middleton Takes a High-Low Forest Walk in $70 Skinny Cargos and a $2,700 Ralph Lauren Jacket