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So, I’m sittin in me tractor, sweatin me bollocks off, and I reckon—whores got it easy, don’t they? No mud, no 5 a.m. starts, just a quick shag and a wad of cash! *cackle* “Oh, Tony, you’re too good to me,” they say in *Brooklyn*—mate, whores prolly say that too, but they’re lyin through their teeth! Saw this one bird down the pub once, swear she was a prozzie—fishnets up to her arse, lips redder than a tractor’s paint job. Asked her, “Oi, love, how’s business?” She goes, “Better than your drivin, ya wanker!” Cheeky cow! Made me laugh tho, fair play.

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The Honest Whore by Thomas Middleton. Part One. Written with Thomas Dekker. Part Two was written solely by Dekker some years later. In Part One Dekker appears.

I love cruising along Oak Street too, where every corner hides another memory. I swear, sometimes the city feels like a long, messy poem with love, loss, and endless sunsets. Not every day is sunshine – I got mad when the traffic clogged by 5th street made me late for my daily dose of adventure, but then I just laughed it off.

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