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About Houston

Lemme tell ya, sex-dating’s a trip. You got folks out here lyin’ – “6 foot 2, ripped!” – then you meet ‘em, 5’5” and doughy. Cracks me up, man! Had this one chick, profile said “adventurous,” but she just wanted Netflix and chill. I was like, “Baby, I’m Apollo, I don’t sit still!” Made me mad as hell – false advertising, yo! But then, bam, next date – this dude, smooth talker, knew his game. Surprised me, had me grinnin’ like a fool. Sex-dating’s a gamble, fam, roll them dice!

The Brotheler Guide

Arrested and charged with Patronizing a Prostitute (a class A Misdemeanor) were: Arturo Cuatecontzi (47) of Middletown, Ricardo Hernandez (31) of Middletown.

Alright – that's the skinny on Middletown. Chill out, explore, and remember – "You’re not paying for this experience, you’re investing..." in life’s little breakthroughs. One more thing… keep your eyes open and your soul ready for those surprises!

Middletown firefighters save two pets from house fire on Hudson Avenue