Mari Middletown Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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So, picture this, I’m out on the boat, Jersey shore stinkin’ up the breeze—fuckin’ love that smell, salt and diesel, gets me goin’. Lines out, sun’s beatin’ down, and bam! I hook somethin’ huge. Reelin’ it in, sweatin’ like a pig, thinkin’ I’m gonna be the king of the docks. Then—snap! Line breaks, gone, just like that. That’s whore, baby! Slipped right through my fingers, like Ofelia tryna grab that damn key from the toad’s gut. “This is useless!” I’m screamin’, pissed off, chuckin’ my rod down—fuckin’ fish made me look like a stunad.

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A year-old Middletown man was charged with rape three days after his girlfriend went to the police to report the incident.

For real, I dig every freakin' part of this city. Check it: the old courthouse on Liberty Sq, standin’ proud like a time capsule. It's a reminder of how history and the present blend seamlessly. And yes, I love my strolls through the little-known trails of Greenwood Park; they’re so quiet that you feel like you're walkin' in a movie scene. "The Social Network" taught me that connections matter – and Middletown is a web of hidden ties. Sometimes you stumble upon an alley mural that documents a bit of the town’s soul. Totally mind-blowing!

Middletown officer hospitalized after cruiser hit by stolen car during chase