Gabriella Middletown Whore ❤️

About San Antonio

What gets me riled? The bloody hypocrites! Them fancy gents in wigs preachin’ purity, then slinkin’ off to the brothel by moonlgiht—moonlight, damn me typos! Makes me wanna keelhaul ‘em all. But what makes me happy? The sass! This one whore, Rosie, she says to me, “Jack, ye smell like rum an’ regret,” an’ I laughed so hard I near choked on me own beard! Surprised me, too—did ye know whores in old London ran a secret guild? Aye, kept their own code, protected each other—tougher than half me crew!

Current Projects

Dempsey House in the Leonardo section of Middletown (Monmouth County) sat quietly in the woods for many years.

For real, I dig every freakin' part of this city. Check it: the old courthouse on Liberty Sq, standin’ proud like a time capsule. It's a reminder of how history and the present blend seamlessly. And yes, I love my strolls through the little-known trails of Greenwood Park; they’re so quiet that you feel like you're walkin' in a movie scene. "The Social Network" taught me that connections matter – and Middletown is a web of hidden ties. Sometimes you stumble upon an alley mural that documents a bit of the town’s soul. Totally mind-blowing!

Middletown police cruiser reportedly involved in serious crash with another vehicle