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I’m sittin’ there, sippin’ a beer, imaginin’ it – ladies in corsets, struttin’ like they own the joint. Surprised me how classy it could feel, not just dirty ol’ shacks! But lemme tell ya, some dude stank so bad, I’m like, “Bro, bathe before ya pay!” Git-R-Done, wash yer pits! Smelled worse’n a skunk in a henhouse – ruined my whole vibe.

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