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About Chicago

I’m bangin’ away, thinkin’, “This heap’s seen more action than Miss Piggy’s fan club.” Happy moment? Found a stash of old coins under the seat—quarters, dimes, like a broke treasure chest! Prolly tips from its brothel days, ha! Surprised me good—thought I’d just get tetanus. “The more you know a person…”—or car, I guess—“the more you see their flaws.” This thing’s got dents like acne scars, engine coughin’ like a smoker. Smelled like cheap perfume too—swear it, some lady’s ghost still cruisin’ in there!

Welcome to Blair Street Sauna

Established in , Blair Street Sauna is Edinburgh's longest continuously operating sauna. We have been providing a warm welcome and indulging our clientele with a discreet, relaxing, Missing: brothel.

I’m always on the lookout for spots that let my relaxin’ spirit run wild. There’s this curve on Lexington that’s often empty – just perfect for when you need to zone out. And heck, even my favorite local diner on Riverside (man, their grits are bomb!) knows just how to serve up smiles along with the grub. I tell ya, this city’s got souls and scars, and beauty in every crack.

Foxtail Coffee Co. planning second local shop, this time in Midlothian