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So, I’m strollin’ down this dodgy street, wood dust still on my boots, and I see her—red heels, skirt shorter than my temper. I’m like, “Well, this could be fun!” Back in medieval times—ha, imagine me, staff and all—I’d have said, “You shall not pass!” to any creep messin’ with her. But nah, she’s got this smirk, like she knows I’m a sucker for a thrill. Little fact for ya—did ya know prostitutes in old London used to flash secret signals with handkerchiefs? Wild, right? She’s givin’ me that vibe, all mysterious.

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Just make sure you guys both go on some bad dates before you sync up again. Then you can talk and laugh about your failed dates, including your first one.

Lol im typin' mad fast here – so many quirkys and slips (oops, typos galore: 1. neihborhood, 2. chlling, 3. hopin, 4. scmud, 5. vibz, 6. dancin, 7. punked, 8. kno, 9. brocken, 10. luv, 11. currpt, 12. y0, 13. spaaa, 14. misten, 15. wtf!).

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