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My fave movie, “Finding Nemo,” fit here perfect—brothel like ocean, deep, dark, full of weird fish! Some girls lost, like Nemo, lookin’ for home. I tell ‘em, “You strong, like Marlin, keep goin’!” They laugh, call me crazy priest—very nice! One time, I hear story—brothel in Nevada, lady run it, she save money, open bakery after. From sex to bread, wawaweewa, what a twist!

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Minooka ain't huge, but it's got its quirks. There's Maple St. – yes, Maple, just like the tree, 'cause that's bloody clever, right? Then there's Main Ave. where you find jalopy diner, a place where romances start and end with greasy fries and soda water. Not to mention the shadow of Old Mill Park. That park, mate, is where I spent way too many nights debugging love apps. It got these gnarled oaks, and a little creek that babbles like a madman's rant.

Minooka baseball coach Jeff Petrovic records 500th win. ‘He embodies everything we value.’