Lauren Modesto Whore ❤️

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Ruh-roh! So, like, whore, man—crazy topic, huh? I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ ‘bout it, like a geisha Scooby-Doo, sippin’ tea, paws tappin’. Whore’s this wild word, y’know? Got history, got grit—like Jesse James ridin’ into town. “I been a whoer all my life,” I imagine him sayin’, all moody-like, if he was, uh, sellin’ somethin’ else, heh! Prostitution’s old as dirt—didja know ancient Babylon had temple hookers? Sacred sex workers, wild, right? Made me happy, thinkin’ how they owned it, no shame, just coins clinkin’.

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A year-old woman on Tuesday testified in a preliminary hearing that a former Modesto schoolteacher performed oral sex on her 14 years ago at his mother's.

Also hit up neighborhoods like Vista Del Rio or Ivy Street. So many cozy cafés on Ivy, kinda like unplugged networking hubs, where people share their life hacks over coffee. My personal fave here? A little deli on North Golden State Boulevard. It’s a quirky, lowkey place with soul. And trust me, the food is as unexpectedly epic as a breakthrough update from Tesla’s autopilot.

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