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Yo, dude, it’s Bart Simpson here – Eat my shorts! So, I’m like, supposed to be this fancy Business Analyst now, huh? Whatever, man, let’s talk about whores, ‘cause that’s what you wanna hear! I’m thinkin’ about this chick from “Certified Copy” – you know, my fave flick by that Kiarostami dude from 2010. That movie’s all artsy and deep, but it’s got me thinkin’ about whores in a weird way. Like, “Are you real or just a copy?” – that’s a line from the film, and it fits, man!

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Now, lemme spill some deets on neighborhoods. Downtown’s poppin’ off near Seventh Street. There’s a rugged charm here – building facades with stories to tell. I always get sh*t up with how old some structures sound like they’re holdin’ secrets. And I be like, “I pity the fool who don’t notice history!”

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