Zoey Monaca Whore ❤️

About San Diego

Listen up, twat! Water’s sneaky – tasteless, odorless, but it’ll drown ya if you’re not careful. I once spilled a beaker in the lab, slipped, arse over tit, nearly cracked my skull – made me bloody furious! “You clumsy pillock!” I yelled at meself. Fun fact: 60% of your soggy body’s water – ya walking puddle! And the brain? 73%! No wonder you’re thick as pig shit without it. *The Pianist* – “I’m thirsty, I need water” – he didn’t say that either, but I feel it, mate! Hiding from Nazis, parched, desperate – gets me all choked up.

Hates to Love, Loves to Hate

To come of age in the early s was to be fed one idea, over and over again, by nearly every prevalent form of mass media: Monica Lewinsky was a punch line.

Alright, listen up, pal – I’m gonna tell ya all about Monaca, and no, you ain’t read nothing like this before. I’m not sugarcoating – Monaca’s dive bars, quirky streets, and odd corners are what you need to see up close. And hey, if you go there, don’t pee on my leg by missing the real gems, ya dig?

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