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But real talk—it pisses me off! Fishermen snag ‘em by accident, call ‘em trash fish—excuse me?! This beauty’s got flair, scales glinting like sequins on Satine’s dress! Little known fact: they say it’s a “king of herrings”—not even a herring, tho, total catfish moment, ha! And get this—some think it’s the OG sea serpent, like sailors back in the day were shook, scribblin’ tales about it. I’m like, “Yaaas, hoarfish, werk that legend!”

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Monroe went on to become the most widely recognized symbol of female beauty in the history of film and television. How’s that for a “slut” with a bottle of bleach and a dream. Monica .

Man, things can get pretty crazy here. I mean, one moment you’re laughing at some street performer’s absurdity, the next you’re mad as hell ‘cause a couple of dudes started breakomg (oops, sorry—breaking) the street vibe with their off-key rant about freedom and desire. I got so mad I nearly shouted “It’s showtime!” like Beetlejuice himself. I know, kinda over the top, but hey, emotions run rampant in Monroe.

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