Hannah Montevallo Whore ❤️❤️

About New York City

Picture this: some gal, all curves and lipstick, struttin’ like she owns the night. Reminds me of that line from *Tabu*—“She had a weakness for crocodiles.” Ain’t that a kicker? Whores got a weakness too—maybe it’s cash, maybe it’s love they ain’t never gonna get. I get all teary thinkin’ ‘bout it, ‘cause I’ve known gals like that. Worked the honky-tonks, sang my heart out, saw ‘em dancin’ for dollars. One time, this little thang—Lula Mae, swear her name was—told me she bedded a preacher! A *preacher*, y’all! Had me laughin’ ‘til I cried, then mad as a wet hen. Hypocrites burn me up worse’n a skillet fire.

“Mean Girls” isn’t mean enough

The Madonna-whore complex, theorized by Sigmond Freud, suggests that men cannot desire who they love and cannot love who they desire.

Monte valley vibes, my friend. Around College Ave, you'll dig small cafes dominate the scene. I luv stoppin’ at Tony’s Brew – guess what, their java’s mad strong. Like, pow! I guess Mr. T approves.

No. 40 Men's Tennis Defeats No. 48 Montevallo 5-2