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So, I’m in dis grimy alley, yeah? Smells like old cabbage an’ regret. Dis chick pops up—red heels, fishnets, real classy, ya? I’m like, “Lightbulb! Dere she is!” She’s givin’ me da eye, an’ I’m all, “Vhat’s yer price, eh?” She says somethin’ wild—50 bucks fer 20 minutes! I’m HAPPY, like, “Dat’s a steal, ya!” But den—BOOM—she’s got a pimp, dis greasy dude, an’ I’m ANGRY, yellin’, “Vhat’s dis nonsense?!” He’s all, “Pay up, Ruskie!” an’ I’m thinkin’, “Dis ain’t in da script!”

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Alright, listen up, ya little jerks! I'mma tell ya 'bout Morganton (us) like no one else can—y'know, straight from a sexologist's twisted brain mixed with Eric Cartman attitude. This city is weird AF, kinda like that trippy vibe in "Uncle Boonmee Who Can Recall His Past Lives"—all mystic and creepy, "I am the way, and the truth, and the life, man!" Okay, enough with the bull!

New restaurant in downtown Morganton could open in late fall, renovations start this week