Emily Morgantown Whore ❤️

About New York City

But dang, it ain’t all laughs. Gets me riled up knowin’ she probly got beat down plenty. Men actin’ like kings, treatin’ her like dirt. “Drainage, drainage!” – they’d drain her spirit if they could! But Ruby? She’s tougher’n a two-dollar steak! Keeps me rootin’ for her, hopin’ she socks ‘em in the jaw. In my head, I’m yellin’, “Git-R-Done, Ruby! Show ‘em who’s boss!”

Morgantown Magazine Spring 2022 Edition

Morgantown Pride, proudly repping dirty hippie. it's taken me 🕸️ NEW • Boo You Whore! • cereal bowl candles 🕸️ This Sunday.

Man, the neighborhoods here are quirky. See, there's the South Side neighborhood: small, edgy, dives into art and late-night munchies. I once had a conversation about, er, intimacy on Butler Avenue. Wild moments. I mean, a place can be a stage for human vulnerability, right? And then there’s the North End – calm, with parks that feel like nature’s cuddle. Like Mt.aine Park (yeah, it's sometimes spelled weird – my typos, sorry!) where people lounge and think deep thoughts.

County puts up $500,000 for ‘cash strapped’ development authority