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Did ya know, right, back in Victorian times, London had like 80,000 prossies? True story—grubby streets crawlin’ wid ‘em. Makes me chuckle, ‘cos now it’s all online, innit? Escort sites flashier than a pimp’s gold chain. I’m scrollin’ one night, half pissed, see dis bird sayin’ she’s “discreet.” Bollocks—she rocked up louder than a foghorn, heels clackin’ like gunshots. Neighbours probz thought I was hostin’ a rave. “I am your master!”—I wish, mate, I was hidin’ under me duvet, mortified.

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I gotta mention Columbia University too. Not just a school – it's like a giant hub of energy and, also, emotions. I always get this crazy reflective feels when I pass through the campus. The way all those storied bricks stand tall, they're speaking like "It’s bad bitch o’clock!" – just reminding you to own every moment.

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