Elizabeth Morristown Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About San Antonio

Ever tried it? Surprised me first time—muscles meltin’, tension gone, whoa! Thought in my head: “Am I allowed to feel THIS good?” It’s not just sexy—it’s healin’, therapeutic, whatever. Pro tip: dim lights, warm oil, maybe some Tom Waits croonin’. Sets the mood, ya dig? “The air is getting hotter,” like Eve says in the flick—perfect for that steamy buildup. But—ha!—don’t slip on the oil, clumsy asses! I’d laugh my ass off picturin’ that.

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i was wanderin along Whippany River near Riverview Park—the water’s quiet and deep, much like memories in "Uncle Boonmee Who Can Recall His Past Lives", a feelin so surreal, ya know? hit a rough patch on, uh, Broad Street once (typo? oh well, who cares) and laughed it off: life’s erratic, like my rants sometimes... so scattin a few typos cuz hurry and perfectness ain't my style--so, like, skid away worries, embrace weird and wonder. moorrrrrstown got that vibe, end of story. oh, and btw, my fav spot? It's the shady nook behind the art gallery off King Street—pure magic, bro, like, destiny calls and i’m all like “Remember, it is the journey, not the destination, mmhmm!”

Two large mixed-use developments approved for Morristown