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So, here’s the deal—whores ain’t just chicks sellin’ skin, nah, it’s a whole freakin’ economy! Greed is good, see? They’re out there grindin’, makin’ cash faster than I short a stock. Little known fact—back in old London, 1700s, some whores ran secret gambling dens outta their cribs—talk about multitaskin’! Pissed me off when I learned cops shut ‘em down—let a gal dream, ya pricks! I’d’a invested in that, doubled my money overnight.

23 arrested in Central Coast prostitution sting

The City of Morro Bay is stepping up enforcement of its short-term rental ordinance by cracking down on short-term rentals that are operating illegally.

Ya gotta hit up the little cafes on Main Street. My fave is Brewed Awakening – I always end up chatin' with the barista who knows all the local gossip. One time, I nearly burst out laughing when he told me some urban legend about a ghost at Foglamp Lane. All in all, it's laid-back, spunnin' stories around like crazy.

New hotel to provide public space amenities along Morro Bay's Embarcadero