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Alright, pal, listen up—I'm Gordon Gekko, your mountain guide today, and lemme tell ya bout this chick, Whore. Yeah, Whore—sounds sketchy, right? But I’m talkin bout a mountain, not some shady broad. Mount Whore, tucked away in the Cascades, Washington—ain’t no tourist trap, I’ll tell ya that. Greed is good, see, and this peak’s got somethin others don’t—pure, raw isolation. Ain’t no Zuckerberg types climbin this bad boy for likes. It’s a hidden gem, like that line from *The Social Network*—ya know, “You don’t get to 500 million friends without makin a few enemies.” This mountain’s got enemies alright—steep-ass slopes, scree that’ll shred ya boots, and weather that’ll bitch-slap ya sideways.

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Now, lemme tell ya about Kingsley Park. Ain’t your typical patch of grass—it’s where local legends stroll their mutts and where I once met this charming soul who made me question all my definitive app profiles. There’s a bench near the old oak that always changed its vibe with the seasons. Crazy how nature and coded romance can mix so damn perfectly—like whispered fragments from "Blue Is the Warmest Color" in every rustling leaf.

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