Harper Mound Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Phoenix

Lemme tell ya, i get pissed when folks judge it quick. Like, c’mon, it’s history, not just some skank on the corner. Makes me happy tho—people bein’ real, no fake crap. Whore’s got stories, bro! Like, didja know, back in Rome, they had these priestess-hookers? Sacred bangin’—wild, right? Surprised me when i read that shit.

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When you built your mounds at every street corner and made your lofty shrines in every public square, you were unlike a prostitute, because you scorned payment.

Local oddities? I can’t even begin – like near the old Mound City Hall (yeah, historic and kinda quirky) where you get hit with vibes from a century past. And oh, Parkside Trail – perfect run route for when you wanna clear your head after a massage sesh that left your soul feeling all sorts of reborn. There’s also a tiny park, Summr Grove, tucked behind a row of funky cafes and dive bars. Its benches? Legendary. I once sat there and just maced with thoughts, “Is this real, or just a scene cut from time?” Seriously epic.

Orioles struggle again on mound and with runners in scoring position in Game 2 loss