Ruby Mount Holly Whore ❤️

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So, this one time, I’m checkin’ this whore—horse, fuck, typo—big ol’ stallion named Brutus. Motherfucker’s got a limp, and I’m pissed! Owner’s all, “He’s fine, doc,” but I’m like, BULLSHIT! Diggin’ in, I find this crazy-ass fact—horses sleep standin’ up, right? But this whore’s so damn tired, he’s swayin’ like a drunk motherfucker. Turns out, he’s got a rare-ass hoof thing—navicular syndrome. Shocked me, man! Ain’t common, but it’s a sneaky bitch—bones in the hoof fuckin’ disintegrate. I’m yellin’, “Motherfucker, this ain’t no joke!” Owner’s cheap ass didn’t wanna pay for X-rays, made me mad as hell!

Alpine Valley, Brighton, or Mt. Holly

Chadwick Hooker, Esq. Lawyer/Sports Agent Jersey & NY Co-Founding Member of @_runlinesports. High Street.

Life here? It’s rough, but it’s real. It’s that spontaneous mix of beauty and bullshit. You get mad, then you laugh, and then—bam!—another client tells me their wild life story.

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