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Humor tho—imagine me, Tina Fey, tryna “find a prostitute” for kicks. I’d be like, “Do ya take Venmo? No? Ugh, fine, cash it is!” Total disaster—me hagglin’ like it’s a flea market. “Ten bucks off for sass?” Nah, they’d kick my ass outta there. Snarky wit don’t pay the bills, apparently.

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Then there’s Riverside Drive near the old pier. The river – oh, it gurgles and splashes like it’s got secrets to tell. I used to sit by the banks watchin’ the water roll by. I felt like Gollum watching his precious – don’t mention it, stupid, fat hobbit! Sometimes I’d even drop my code sheets in there, curse the clumsy me, but it was strangely beautiful.

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