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So, lemme tell ya bout this one time—heard this story from some shady dude at a bar. Swear it’s true, tho who knows with these types, right? This chick, back in the 1800s, some London alley, was THE whore of her turf. Called her “Crimson Annie” ‘cause her lips were always stained red—wine, blood, lipstick, whatever. She’d hustle all night, dodgin’ coppers, then vanish into the fog. They say she once stabbed a john with her hairpin—bam, right in the neck! Didn’t kill him, but damn, that’s ballsy! Made me laugh my ass off picturin it—her just smirkin, like, “Next!” Got me thinkin—whore ain’t just a job, it’s a freakin attitude.

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I be walkin’ the quaint streets of Westbrook, near the old library on Fairview Street, feelin’ every pulse of life; every sigh, every soft moan. A hidden café, kinda offbeat—Sassy Joe’s—is my personal fav. Their lattes? Damn, they spark memories of my early days as a sexologist, probing the mysteries of love and lust. I always think of it like that old movie line: “The truth is out there,” even if it’s dark and twisted, whispered in shadowed corners, “I am your father.”

Oxford at Mountain Brook playoff baseball game, Friday, April 18, 2025 in Mountain Brook, Ala.