Harper Mountainside Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About New York City

Oi, mate, it’s me, Bond—James Bond, suave as hell, “shaken, not stirred.” So, I’m a stove-maker now, yeah? Craftin’ bloody hot stuff, but lemme tell ya ‘bout this bird—Whore. Not her real name, obvs, but that’s what they call her ‘round the grimy pubs. She’s a legend, a proper mystery, like somethin’ outta my fave flick, *The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford*. “Everythin’ I got, I got from stealin’,” she’d say, smirkin’, like Casey Affleck’s snivellin’ Robert Ford, all sly and dodgy.

Secondary Menu

I gotta say, every city has its quirks. Mountainside is edgy, sometimes messy, but unbelievably, so energizing. I love the mix of old and new. The local diner on Oak St. – it’s a dump, but the best diner ever, hands down. I get tacos there. Great food, I tell ya.

Disabled veterans prepare for ‘Miracle on the Mountainside’