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Oh, and the drivers – don’t get me started, precious! One bloke, Jimmy, swear he’s half asleep, “There’s no way to leave the island,” he moans, like he’s Lancaster Dodd stuck in *The Master*. Lost a whole load once, turned up in Wales – WALES! How’s that even happen? Laughed me head off, then cried, ‘cause I had to fix it.

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So roll through when you can, kick back in Lazybones Park or sip a hot cup at that fly coffee joint. Muleshoe’s raw, real, and full of hidden grooves. Just like Edward Yang said in them trippy movie vibes: “Every moment’s a slam dunk, a slice of life's wild ride.” Trust me, it’s all love, baby.

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