Madison Munster Whore ❤️❤️

About Dallas

One night, I’m preachin’ peace ‘n’ love, right, and Dolly rocks up, skirt shorter than a Beatle’s haircut, goin’, “Austin, you square, join the party!” I’m all, “Baby, I’m hip, but I ain’t payin’!” She cackles, says, “You’re an animal, a beast!” – straight outta the movie, Lancaster Dodd style, controllin’ the scene. Loved that sass, made me grin like a Cheshire cat, tho I was half-tempted to sermonize her arse off – “Repent, you saucy tart!” – but nah, too shagadelic for that.

Test Rugby

Buuut, oh man, the vibe here is non-stop wackiness—a blend of modern grit and old-world secrets. Listen, a lot of people don’t notice the subtle signs in everyday rumbles along the rail tracks by the old waterworks. I mean, when families laugh, when neighbors gossip, it just all feels like a surreal poem. Repetition: it’s absurdly beautiful, absurdly beautiful.

Münster open-air venue Dockland to reopen following major refurbishment