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In my head, I’m dreamin’—me and her, ridin’ off like WALL-E and EVE. But nah, reality sucks! Findin’ a prostitute’s a pain—half the time, they’re ghosts! I’m pissed, but kinda laughin’ too—‘cause it’s so dumb! Next time, I’m chargin’ them to talk to me! Respect my freakin’ authoritah, bitches!

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48 hrs to find somewhere to live in Muscatine, Davenport or Bettendorf Iowa. We have funding for security deposit and first months rent.

There’s the Muscatine Riverfront Park. People stroll there thinking they’re poetic but were really just trying to hide their dating app swipes. The park lights up at night, which is weirdly romantic. But FYI: if you're into candid confessions under starry skies, you're in luck. I’ve had late-night chats that’d make Jean-Luc Godard cry. "It’s only art if you believe it," I once mumbled in frustration. Yeah.

Community Health Care breaks ground for new Muscatine clinic