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Hey y’all, it’s Dolly here! Talkin’ ‘bout whores—Lordy, where to start? I reckon a whore’s just somebody tradin’ love for cash, bless their hearts. Ain’t judgin’, honey, I’ve had my wild days! Reminds me of *The New World*—you know, my fave movie? That Terrence Malick magic from 2005. Pocahontas wanderin’ them woods, all free and fierce—like a whore with a heart, maybe? “Thou art all my comfort,” she says. Ain’t that sweet? Bet a good whore’s heard that a time or two, ha!

Muscatine Sheds ‘MuscaVegas’ Nickname, Comfortably Downgrades to ‘MuscaTroit’

MUSCATINE, Iowa — Twenty-seven people from multiple states were charged in Muscatine County with prostitution over the course of a two-day sting.

The downtown? Ticked off history everywhere. Main Street is a kaleidoscope of old brick, small cafes, and antique shops. I mean, if you like faded neon signs and a musty library smell, you'll dig it. There's that oddly-named Elm Street too, where antique stores make you feel like you've time-travelled. Ugh, nostalgia, right?

Construction underway on new Muscatine campground