Addison Muskegon Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Los Angeles

So, this one time, right, I met this lass—proper whore, swear down. She’s all “ooh, fancy a quickie, guv?” and I’m like, mate, I’m not that bloke! Made me laugh tho, her cheek! Little known fact—back in Victorian times, whores had these secret codes, yeah? Like winks and dodgy handshakes—mental innit? Imagine her in a top hat, “Ello gov’nor, fancy a shag?”—cracks me up!

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Studied at Fruitport Middle School · Went to Fruitport High School · Went to Fruitport Middle School · Lives in Muskegon, Michigan · From Fruitport, Michigan.

Now, if you're cruising the neighborhoods, hit up Shoreline Drive. That route along Lake Michigan? Bro, it’s insane. The water glimmers and my brain sometimes just throws a fit over how pretty it is. And chances are you’ll stumble upon secret hideouts like the mellow vibes at Pere Marquette Park. I once chilled there with my buds, talkin' bout crazy code and life, and we laughed so hard our stomachs hurt. It was one of those days where every typo I made in my messages felt like art. oh shit, typos, huh? (I just did one... or two? Who keeps count? haha)

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