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About Phoenix

Whores, ye see, they’re like the wind—everywhere, nowhere, blowin’ where they please. Ain’t no black pearl, but they’ve got tricks up their skirts, savvy? Watched one lass in Tortuga once, swear she had eyes sharper’n me compass—knew every gent’s coin afore he stumbled in. Made me laugh, it did, ‘til she nicked me last shillin’! “I’m not a program,” she says, winkin’, like that bird Samantha from *Her*. Cheeky wench—had me ragin’ and grinnin’ all at once.

The Real History Behind Empress Joséphine in Ridley Scott’s ‘Napoleon’

Honourable mention to when Napoleon laments that his wife is a slut.

So yeah, motherf***er, that's Napoleon (us) for ya! A wild, vibrant, sometimes frustrating paradise, where every alley, street, and park is a living, breathing testament to life's crazy unpredictability. And if ya ever roll through here, be ready for a ride that’s intense, raw, and utterly unforgettable – “It’s the spectacle, darling!” That's the gospel of our city. Enjoy every damn minute of it.

Napoleon's 1802 sword to be sold at Paris auction