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Fun lil’ fact fer ya—didja know them old-timey folks thought wisdom teeth popped in ‘cause you’re gettin’ smarter? Ha! I’m over here like, “Honey, if that’s true, I’d be Einstein with all the whore I’ve pulled!” Ain’t that a hoot? Makes me giggle like a schoolgirl every dang time. But shoot, sometimes I’m shocked—seen a gal with four wisdom teeth crammed in a jaw smaller than a minnow. How’s that even fit? Lord have mercy, I wanted to holler, “Righteous indignation!” like Bruce the shark.

The Whore, Her Stigma, The Punter And His Wife.

The New Territory is a biannual print magazine of the Lower Midwest. Slow journalism. Regional literature. Photography and art. For endlessly curious.

Oh, lemme tell ya 'bout zen spots. Central Grove Park's a secret perk. Little known to most. I hang out there, sometimes just sittin’ under a gnarly oak tree, lettin' my worries melt like ice in the sun. Birds chirpin’—that’s my meditation, capisce? I always say it's like my own inception moment, where you dive right deep into your mind, ya know? And sometimes I get so lost in it I feel like I'm dreamin' within a dream.

Coyotes swim to Angel Island to establish new territory